Mamta ki mystery

Damn, I don't know how to start, after 4-5 attempts I think there is no need to explain anything, those who will understand this blog will be real morons! Anyway, I have to start somehow ...... hmmmmmm......... seems like I have already started so let me come to the topic.

Name of the film: Mamta ki mystery
Starring: Mamta, Kuki, Koko, Rajeev, chini mini, CK and maybe some others I don't remember(
no apologies for that)
Producer: PrashH(bankrupt)
Director: Missing
Story writer: Almost all the crew members(practically), Somnath(officially)
Scenes: KJ(only romantic ones)

So you now have an idea that a movie was being produced/directed/whatever. I am just going to talk about the story and the scenes, some of them being Hot(so that movie sells). The aim of the story is unknown, mamta is no where in the movie except the title! The plot is unknown but all I can remember is two parallel stories were going on.

On one side, kuki and koko (love birds) were enjoying at the Marine Drives when the moral police(Rajeev) suddenly comes and starts to beat Kuki, meanwhile Koko waits for some other guy!!! Sadly, this was the last part of the movie as no one seemed to be interested in Koko. Too bad.

On the other hand, the film started with chini mini in an item number. The dress was decided to be bikini but chini mini went for traditional Chinese dress with a fan in hand. Damn, Mallika got scared! Kuki and Rajeev were in the bar(what an irony, in the parallel story, Rajeev was beating up Kuki) drinking beer, vodka and rum. Suddenly, the hot babe Koko(kuki's gf) opened the door. Everything stopped and eyes were on the beautiful koko(pata hai bahut jhaad raha hoon). Chinimini took out a gun and kept on Koko's head. Kuki took out his gun and killed chinimini. By looking at this Rajeev put a gun on Kuki's head, now Koko shoots Rajeev. KJ at this says good job, now the love birds can lead a happy romantic life!

So, 2 down from the cast in opening 5mins of the film! CK had a huge role in it, his voice could be heard in a phone call to Rajeev telling to kill Kuki, damn, Koko killed Rajeev before that! KJ is very excited as he can go on with the love scenes of kuki and koko but here is another twist. Kuki refuses to be involved with Koko in love scenes, prefers to use a body double and as all the scenes following are HOT scenes like one in gym, then in elevator, kuki leaves the set(ab bolo film hit kaise hogi?).

As I am kuki, I don't know what happened next so I leave it to KJ and Koko to describe the HOT scenes. Sadly, my body double is dead, maybe he couldn't take the torture any more! As far as mamta is concerned, it still remains as a history! PrashH is not bankrupt, Somnath is missing, KJ is still after Kuki and Koko trying to make a pair!

*Damn, my sense of humour really sucked in this blog. My worst blog ever but wrote it on request*