Media after 20 years

These days the media is more into selling news than giving news! They prefer to show celebs and their life 24*7... who is dating whom, who married whom and who breaks up with whom. There is very less time alloted for the real issues. Thing is the media has forgotten that they are the power and they have a responsibility of creating awareness. Now a days its TRP and I am first to crack the news attitude that is ruling the business...

If this goes on then what will happen after 20years? Probably when one gets married, questions will be asked on how they are going to enjoy the first night, how they have prepared for it, they will ask if they are nervous or if they are confident about it. Media will ask how many times they have slept together and based on that they will predict how well will the two celebrities enjoy and how long it will last.

After all the predictions and pre-first night discussions are over, the news channels will tell us what probably will the two would be doing, the reporters will try to hear voices and make out about the things going on, the news presenter will tell the viewers- We just got news that both are naked and they are presently having a foreplay... What would they probably be doing now?
1. Stare at each other
2. Play with each others genitals
3. They pissed
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After all is done the two celebs will come out and will be asked about their experience, how they enjoyed it and was it better than the previous. They will be asked which brand of condoms they used(if at all they used) and which contraceptive pill the female is going to take(if at all she is going to). Meanwhile the news channels who did lot of predictions on how long it will last... will be in tension! The celebs are about to tell just how long it last from the point foreplay started till the time they had no energy!

If its AB and AR, it won't last a minitue... I just had to crack this, I dislike both, can't resist! Now you will be thinking which AB? Junior or senior with AR? Well, that is the question, if you think its AB senior then SMS sex a to 6969. If you think its AB junior then enter b and if you think its someone else then sms c and if you think it was me then sms d... just strike off the 4th option, can't sleep with AR even in a poll!

Hail media!