Advantages of world ending in 2012

Blah Blah Blah Blah and more blah blah. I don't give a damn to the debate going on. I for one want to think that the world is ending that day and I want to be sure of it. After all, there are so many advantages of the world ending that day. Let me list a few.

1. Knowledge- Now that you know when the world is ending, you can come out of your shell and start living like you always wanted to but could never as it would have affected your future. This will be a boost to all those useless bunch who want to get wasted. This knowing about the end of your life gives you the opportunity to live king size.

2. To do things- There are many things you wanted to do but kept it for later. Not any more. Now your focus will only be on the things you want to do before dying. Be it be sex in the park or bungee jumping in Alaska. Without any fear you can do all of these.

3. No more exams and career issues- Its all going to end, no one will give a shit to these man made tortures. The recession will simply go away with no one interested in wasting time at work place. Party every night will be the mantra.

4. More time for people who matter to you- All these days you have been spending time with people just because you have to, because you are forced to, there is so much at stake. Well, with life ending, there is nothing at stake. This guarantees more time with the ones you love.

5. More sex- I am not sure about this but you should get more sex with people trying to have as many orgasms as possible before dying. Hope the females will co-operate. I think they will. Experts say females want sex as much as males do though practical results seem to differ.

P.S- If the world doesn't end then please do not blame me. If you have a fear of going to hell then let me tell you there is more sex in hell than in heaven.