Global Warming!

Today I am going to talk about a very serious issue- Global Warming. Yes, the Earth is getting hotter and our clothes are getting shorter but the currency is getting higher! If this continues, a day will come where we will have to roam around naked and eventually die! So the human species along with many others are in danger.

First, let us talk about what exactly is Global Warming. After doing a lot of research in hell's institute of technology(a doomed university, 'Z' grade college) I found out that Global warming means increase in the global temperature. We had to go through series of tests to come to this conclusion.

Now let me tell you what causes Global Warming. After 10years of research work and infinite number of tests we have come to a conclusion. The reason is increase in number of pretty girls! Blondes and Bongs contribute a lot of Global Warming. From Las Vegas to Sydney, you will find many pretty girls. Now, you will ask how do they cause Global warming. Well, after lot of studying we have found that a male gets excited by looking at a pretty female. This excitement produces lot of heat(which has been scientifically proven). Not only do the females excite human males but also they excite males of other species. There are signs even the lipsticks get excited!

Elisha Cuthbert, Raima Sen, Soha Ali Khan, Lindsay Lohan, Pamela Anderson, Dani Ashe, Shakira, Britney Spears, January Jones, Bipasha Basu, Naomi Cambell, Jennifer Aniston and so many pretty girls around the globe. And there are so many perverts around males getting excited watching them! Every year there are hurricanes moving towards the Hollywood, floods in Mumbai, even the clouds can't resist to watch the Bollywood actresses! Men will be men, women will become more prettier day by day.

So, how can this be stopped? Well, I have got few solutions. They are as follows
1. Produce more astronomers and get them married to pretty girls. Send them to Mars, make it hot, help make life possible on Mars! Female astronomers can go to Mars without getting married!
2. Pretty females cover their face and dress heavily else don't get out of home!
3. Males who get too much excited, don't step out of home and even if you do, wrap your eyes with black cloth!
4. Total ban on porn movies, ban on semi porn hollywood and bollywood movies. Encourage watching South Park, Tom and Jerry instead of FTV, Trends etc.
5. Keep humans away from South and North Pole.
6. Reduce frequency of making love!!!

Co-operate us and follow the above sex.... opps.... I mean six points till our Mother Earth cools down! Don't look at Earth too much, she is also a pretty lady!

*After reading this blog if you feel offended then I am sorry for that but I didn't have any such intention while writing this crap! If you have found this blog serious, then you are an intellect! You are invited to Hell.