You barely start to walk and talk... you're in school... ABCD becomes important... getting a rank becomes must... where is time to play? where is time to enjoy childhood?
At 7th grade you need to get serious... you need to get science... people tell you just 3 more years and you have a great life ahead... money, job, wife, kids and full of fun.
Come to class 11 with science and you know life has just started... get into engg dude else lick your own shoes... its just 2 years dude and then 4 years of fun... 2years of nightmare and then...
Get into engg. and princi tells you 4 years of hard work and life long luxury. The nightmare still continues. You are so fucked up that only thing that comes to your mind is to have sex. Here also get a good percentage else forget top class companies.
Get a job, you're now working... sometimes you feel like a slave... is this why you came to the world? To listen to what others say? To work so that you can earn money... to give 2hrs out of 24hrs to your own self?
Get married... few nights fun and then the real fun begins... after 9 months you get a baby and make him/her pass through the same shit you disliked the most!!!
You're 60, time to retire and now you realise you are free to enjoy but then you realise you are not young enough to booze, weed, one night stand, dance...
Its better to die at 30 after having all the fun than to die at 70 without having any fun!
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
Awkward mood
I don't know what mood I am in, am I happy? am I sad? am I frustrated? am I desperate? Seems like I am becoming numb. I don't know what to do, which song to here, when to sleep, I am clueless... I ain't getting answers...
Am I happy?
It doesn't seem so. If I were happy I would have feeling of excitement as soon as some good song starts to play. Currently I am listening to Stairway to heaven but I don't seem to have any mood and it really makes me wonder.
Am I sad?
Certainly not. Had I been sad, I would have been listening to many sad songs and would have been enjoying the moments of sadness.
Am I frustrated?
Could well be the case but then if I were frustrated I would have probably be surfing profiles and finding out my seniors. I would probably be listening to songs like "You're beautiful". I am not watching raunchy youtube videos either.
Am I desperate?
I am never desperate and if I were then I would probably be downloading loads of porn.
I am unable to understand which state I am in. All I know is I am missing the aunt next window, my seniors, 2 girls from Kolkata and I have made too many sisters in the virtual world.
Am I happy?
It doesn't seem so. If I were happy I would have feeling of excitement as soon as some good song starts to play. Currently I am listening to Stairway to heaven but I don't seem to have any mood and it really makes me wonder.
Am I sad?
Certainly not. Had I been sad, I would have been listening to many sad songs and would have been enjoying the moments of sadness.
Am I frustrated?
Could well be the case but then if I were frustrated I would have probably be surfing profiles and finding out my seniors. I would probably be listening to songs like "You're beautiful". I am not watching raunchy youtube videos either.
Am I desperate?
I am never desperate and if I were then I would probably be downloading loads of porn.
I am unable to understand which state I am in. All I know is I am missing the aunt next window, my seniors, 2 girls from Kolkata and I have made too many sisters in the virtual world.
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Media after 20 years
These days the media is more into selling news than giving news! They prefer to show celebs and their life 24*7... who is dating whom, who married whom and who breaks up with whom. There is very less time alloted for the real issues. Thing is the media has forgotten that they are the power and they have a responsibility of creating awareness. Now a days its TRP and I am first to crack the news attitude that is ruling the business...
If this goes on then what will happen after 20years? Probably when one gets married, questions will be asked on how they are going to enjoy the first night, how they have prepared for it, they will ask if they are nervous or if they are confident about it. Media will ask how many times they have slept together and based on that they will predict how well will the two celebrities enjoy and how long it will last.
After all the predictions and pre-first night discussions are over, the news channels will tell us what probably will the two would be doing, the reporters will try to hear voices and make out about the things going on, the news presenter will tell the viewers- We just got news that both are naked and they are presently having a foreplay... What would they probably be doing now?
1. Stare at each other
2. Play with each others genitals
3. They pissed
Send in your SMS at 6969.
I love the SMS business, I just love it!
After all is done the two celebs will come out and will be asked about their experience, how they enjoyed it and was it better than the previous. They will be asked which brand of condoms they used(if at all they used) and which contraceptive pill the female is going to take(if at all she is going to). Meanwhile the news channels who did lot of predictions on how long it will last... will be in tension! The celebs are about to tell just how long it last from the point foreplay started till the time they had no energy!
If its AB and AR, it won't last a minitue... I just had to crack this, I dislike both, can't resist! Now you will be thinking which AB? Junior or senior with AR? Well, that is the question, if you think its AB senior then SMS sex a to 6969. If you think its AB junior then enter b and if you think its someone else then sms c and if you think it was me then sms d... just strike off the 4th option, can't sleep with AR even in a poll!
Hail media!
If this goes on then what will happen after 20years? Probably when one gets married, questions will be asked on how they are going to enjoy the first night, how they have prepared for it, they will ask if they are nervous or if they are confident about it. Media will ask how many times they have slept together and based on that they will predict how well will the two celebrities enjoy and how long it will last.
After all the predictions and pre-first night discussions are over, the news channels will tell us what probably will the two would be doing, the reporters will try to hear voices and make out about the things going on, the news presenter will tell the viewers- We just got news that both are naked and they are presently having a foreplay... What would they probably be doing now?
1. Stare at each other
2. Play with each others genitals
3. They pissed
Send in your SMS at 6969.
I love the SMS business, I just love it!
After all is done the two celebs will come out and will be asked about their experience, how they enjoyed it and was it better than the previous. They will be asked which brand of condoms they used(if at all they used) and which contraceptive pill the female is going to take(if at all she is going to). Meanwhile the news channels who did lot of predictions on how long it will last... will be in tension! The celebs are about to tell just how long it last from the point foreplay started till the time they had no energy!
If its AB and AR, it won't last a minitue... I just had to crack this, I dislike both, can't resist! Now you will be thinking which AB? Junior or senior with AR? Well, that is the question, if you think its AB senior then SMS sex
Hail media!
Saturday, October 20, 2007
I need to control
A week back me and a friend of mine were in the terrace, we were talking about few things and looking at the flats where girls live. We saw an aunt in a flat. The flat is just opposite to my bed room. I said my friend that this aunt has a kid but she still has a great figure and looks damn good when suddenly she went to another room and started to change clothes.
Me and my friend were shocked, we were like what the hell is she doing with no curtains covering the view. Thing is there are two windows in my room. The window from which I can see the room where always has curtains so the lady doesn't care about her curtains... We saw her changing clothes and in the end were numb.
Next day we again went to the terrace hoping we will get another view again. But no, she wasn't home early. After 2-3 days I started peeping from my bedroom and after a week(yesterday) I saw her changing clothes again. After that I thought, if I see her again and again then there will be no fun, it will be like something routine! I decided to forget her for about a month but today again I started jumping!
From now on I have decided, I won't think about her anymore, now I will peep into the floor below it where another aunt lives... after all change is the only thing constant!
Me and my friend were shocked, we were like what the hell is she doing with no curtains covering the view. Thing is there are two windows in my room. The window from which I can see the room where always has curtains so the lady doesn't care about her curtains... We saw her changing clothes and in the end were numb.
Next day we again went to the terrace hoping we will get another view again. But no, she wasn't home early. After 2-3 days I started peeping from my bedroom and after a week(yesterday) I saw her changing clothes again. After that I thought, if I see her again and again then there will be no fun, it will be like something routine! I decided to forget her for about a month but today again I started jumping!
From now on I have decided, I won't think about her anymore, now I will peep into the floor below it where another aunt lives... after all change is the only thing constant!
Sunday, October 7, 2007
Crushes on married women
Often times during conversations I said that I have a lot of crushes on females who are older than me. Some of them are married and also have kids. Today I had another crush on a female who has a son. Lately I have been thinking is this normal? Do many guys have a similar story like me? I don't know coz neither I have read any survey report on this nor have I done any survey on a large scale.
There is another friend of mine who has crushes on older women but he doesn't have any crushes on married women or say 'aunts'. I remember when I was in class 4 I had a crush on a girl who was in 2nd year of college. WOW!!! She was simply awesome. I was in Goa for hardly 4 days and met 2 aunts and damn... 2 more crushes... its not that I see an aunt and bang... no its not like that. The 2 aunts I met in Goa
were really pretty...
What exactly is a crush? For me any pretty woman with a good sex appeal can become my crush. Basically crush for me is simply attraction towards another female irrespective of their character. There is very less chance that my crush will change into love. At least till date it has never happened.
So... what do you feel, am I a crackpot?(I think I am). Is having crush on married women and that also when they have kid(s) natural? Or am I some unique monkey:P Now don't call me a pervert coz I am not committed to any of these women, its just another force of attraction:O
If you are a married women then I may have a crush on you and if you are a married man, you would probably be keeping your wife away from me!
There is another friend of mine who has crushes on older women but he doesn't have any crushes on married women or say 'aunts'. I remember when I was in class 4 I had a crush on a girl who was in 2nd year of college. WOW!!! She was simply awesome. I was in Goa for hardly 4 days and met 2 aunts and damn... 2 more crushes... its not that I see an aunt and bang... no its not like that. The 2 aunts I met in Goa
were really pretty...What exactly is a crush? For me any pretty woman with a good sex appeal can become my crush. Basically crush for me is simply attraction towards another female irrespective of their character. There is very less chance that my crush will change into love. At least till date it has never happened.
So... what do you feel, am I a crackpot?(I think I am). Is having crush on married women and that also when they have kid(s) natural? Or am I some unique monkey:P Now don't call me a pervert coz I am not committed to any of these women, its just another force of attraction:O
If you are a married women then I may have a crush on you and if you are a married man, you would probably be keeping your wife away from me!
Sunday, September 2, 2007
Minor at 18 above
The censor board certifies some films to be viewed by adults only i.e. only by people above the age of 18. The films can be porn, can be semi porn, can be violent and can be adult due to use of certain languages. Once a person is above 18, s/he is eligible to watch those films. Well.... think again! Are you allowed to watch those films by your parents. Are you sure none of your friends will criticize you or say bad about you/your character.
Few days back I was watching TV with my father.
Don't remember what I was watching when suddenly promo of a film came. There was nothing in it, except some sexy comments. Father asked me what movies is this... just curious to know. I had no idea about it so I said I don't know. At the end of the promo my father said "Seems like an adult movie" suggesting I can't watch the movie:O Come on I am 19, I am eligible to watch almost any type of movie and visit any sites(except some which ask for 21).
Talking to some friends when topic of porn comes... some talk as if they are talking of something of the sort of Lord Voldermort in Harry Potter.... he who must not be name... porn... the topic which must not be discussed... the thing that must not be seen. WTF!!! S/he thyself is 18+ and think that if I watch/talk porn then I am doing some kind of sin. Fine till thinking part... they ask me not to watch or look at me as I am some ill mannered guy.
What the buck? These movies are made for watching, there is a minimum age required and as I am eligible I can watch those movies. How does watching make me a bad guy? Or how does NOT watching make a person good?
***Adult films doesn't mean porn. American Pie in India will be rated A.
Few days back I was watching TV with my father.
Don't remember what I was watching when suddenly promo of a film came. There was nothing in it, except some sexy comments. Father asked me what movies is this... just curious to know. I had no idea about it so I said I don't know. At the end of the promo my father said "Seems like an adult movie" suggesting I can't watch the movie:O Come on I am 19, I am eligible to watch almost any type of movie and visit any sites(except some which ask for 21).Talking to some friends when topic of porn comes... some talk as if they are talking of something of the sort of Lord Voldermort in Harry Potter.... he who must not be name... porn... the topic which must not be discussed... the thing that must not be seen. WTF!!! S/he thyself is 18+ and think that if I watch/talk porn then I am doing some kind of sin. Fine till thinking part... they ask me not to watch or look at me as I am some ill mannered guy.
What the buck? These movies are made for watching, there is a minimum age required and as I am eligible I can watch those movies. How does watching make me a bad guy? Or how does NOT watching make a person good?
***Adult films doesn't mean porn. American Pie in India will be rated A.
Monday, August 27, 2007
Orkut hype by media
The media lately has been blaming orkut for few murders and kidnaps... Some say orkut is a dangerous site, they say orkut can kill you... WOW!!! Excellent....... Mind blowing.
What is orkut? Orkut is a site where people can chat with others... just like facebook, myspace, Yahoo 360...... and 1000s of other similar social networking sites. So, other such sites don't kill? Why ONLY orkut kills?
It is said that the murderer met the victim on orkut and asked him/her to meet up at a place at a particular time... They met..... the offender did the job... the victim was fool enough to meet some unknown/untrusted person s/he met on the virtual world. And people blame orkut. Hell wait..... what about Yahoo chat rooms, MSN chat rooms, rediff chat rooms and 1000s of other chat rooms where people around the globe make friends and often they do meet up! Why orkut is the only one targeted?
Its simple, orkut is privacy killer. Anybody with an orkut account can see whom I have scrapped and who has scrapped me. If I have scrapped my number to a friend of mine then it is visible to all. If I tell my friend through orkut that I am going to meet you at ABC street on 15th September at 4.20 PM, then it is visible to all people(including 420 people). Think before you propose on orkut, it might be that some of your gfs sees the scrap and you lose about 5-6 gfs in a day!!!
Coming to the point, investigators can search for a person's orkut profile and going through the scraps can make out what s/he had been planning in the last few days. That is how they came to know about few murders and kidnaps in the recent past. Now, you blame orkut for this? Come on, you must thank orkut for being able to help you catch the miscreants!!! Had the conversation been taken place on Yahoo messenger or MSN then you would have never known that the victim planned to meet up virtual friends in real.
Its not that people on orkut only plan to meet up, meeting virtual friends in real life is very old concept, even before orkut thought of making a website! Blaming orkut alone for what happened is pathetic logic. If you blame otkut then you have to blame other 1000s of sites also through which virtual sweethearts try to be real sweethearts!
Personally, I keep no scraps and I don't scrap about any information which tells about my location or personal details. I also don't meet my virtual friends in real life, mainly coz I am ugly and don't want to lose my virtual friends also! Its better to share secret information at a secret place, use "send message" option. Some like to talk through testimonials, that is also a good idea.
All I wanted to say is: Hey media people think before you 'sell' the news.... have a look around the world before jumping to conclusions.... baseless conclusions.... so sad, here I am shouting(typing shouting) and the media is busy 'selling' news!!! bu hu hu........... :((
*Guess now the news is about how Sanjay/Salman is behaving at jail, what they are eating, what they are wearing, when their gf is going to come to see them, where did they piss, where they will crap and when they will marry, will they have sex in jail? and so on..... Hail the media!*
*I am no fan of orkut, in fact I dislike it to a lot of extent but not like the media who hate orkut for crappy reasons!*
What is orkut? Orkut is a site where people can chat with others... just like facebook, myspace, Yahoo 360...... and 1000s of other similar social networking sites. So, other such sites don't kill? Why ONLY orkut kills?
It is said that the murderer met the victim on orkut and asked him/her to meet up at a place at a particular time... They met..... the offender did the job... the victim was fool enough to meet some unknown/untrusted person s/he met on the virtual world. And people blame orkut. Hell wait..... what about Yahoo chat rooms, MSN chat rooms, rediff chat rooms and 1000s of other chat rooms where people around the globe make friends and often they do meet up! Why orkut is the only one targeted?
Its simple, orkut is privacy killer. Anybody with an orkut account can see whom I have scrapped and who has scrapped me. If I have scrapped my number to a friend of mine then it is visible to all. If I tell my friend through orkut that I am going to meet you at ABC street on 15th September at 4.20 PM, then it is visible to all people(including 420 people). Think before you propose on orkut, it might be that some of your gfs sees the scrap and you lose about 5-6 gfs in a day!!!
Coming to the point, investigators can search for a person's orkut profile and going through the scraps can make out what s/he had been planning in the last few days. That is how they came to know about few murders and kidnaps in the recent past. Now, you blame orkut for this? Come on, you must thank orkut for being able to help you catch the miscreants!!! Had the conversation been taken place on Yahoo messenger or MSN then you would have never known that the victim planned to meet up virtual friends in real.
Its not that people on orkut only plan to meet up, meeting virtual friends in real life is very old concept, even before orkut thought of making a website! Blaming orkut alone for what happened is pathetic logic. If you blame otkut then you have to blame other 1000s of sites also through which virtual sweethearts try to be real sweethearts!
Personally, I keep no scraps and I don't scrap about any information which tells about my location or personal details. I also don't meet my virtual friends in real life, mainly coz I am ugly and don't want to lose my virtual friends also! Its better to share secret information at a secret place, use "send message" option. Some like to talk through testimonials, that is also a good idea.
All I wanted to say is: Hey media people think before you 'sell' the news.... have a look around the world before jumping to conclusions.... baseless conclusions.... so sad, here I am shouting(typing shouting) and the media is busy 'selling' news!!! bu hu hu........... :((
*Guess now the news is about how Sanjay/Salman is behaving at jail, what they are eating, what they are wearing, when their gf is going to come to see them, where did they piss, where they will crap and when they will marry, will they have sex in jail? and so on..... Hail the media!*
*I am no fan of orkut, in fact I dislike it to a lot of extent but not like the media who hate orkut for crappy reasons!*
Saturday, August 11, 2007
My Crushes
A little late at night, college in about 7 and half hours from now and I am in mood to write and so I am writing a blog. Kinda romantic mood and the thought of writing a blog on my crushes just hit my mind. So, without wasting any time I decided to make another blog entry.
First of all, let me make it clear that I have 3 types of crushes.
1. Genuine crushes
2. Crushes on seniors
3. Crushes on celebrities
The list is obviously long.... more than 200 for sure!
1. Genuine crushes- In this type of crush I tend to look more into the inside quality than the outside. Those minds which are now thinking that by inside I meant private parts..... hold on!!! I may be a pervert but hey I have got some sense also.... however minute it may be.
By inside I meant the character the behaviour and everything that decides the personality of an individual. My 1st crush was in class 3/4. I don't remember the exact class I was in. In class 5 I had 2 crushes, 1 in class 6 and after I came to Kolkata..... in school, in tuitions.... everywhere.... I have lost count!!! My last genuine crush was way back in class 11. As of now, I have no crush in this category.
2. Crushes on seniors- This is something I love and enjoy telling to my friends..... all I look for is sex appeal. huh!!! Presently I have more than 15 in this category. Best being Black Beauty(my close college friends will know) but she has now left the college. She was in 4th year! Black Beauty
is her code as the 1st time I saw her, she was wearing a Black T-shirt and blue jeans..... she was looking simply stunning... Now that she is gone.... let me think who is my new best senior crush .... hmmmmm........ I think the canteen girl(Anupam might kill me for this!). I just love having crushes on seniors, their is no seriousness in these type of crushes and I never think of them except when in college, so it never wastes my time outside college. As far as wasting time in college is concerned, hey, we go to college to waste time, isn't it?
3. Celebrity on Crushes- Do I need to say anything? I am sure I don't.
Most of the teenagers have gone through this period and I need not say why this happens or how it is to have a celebrity crush. Any way, presently my biggest celebrity crush is Elisha Cuthbert followed by Daniela Hantchucova(she looked awesome this year in Wimbledon).
That raps it up, I hope it was not boring. Adding names might have added spices to the blog but it would have surely added lot of chillies in my life. Hell, I do love to get screwed so let me see..... who is my greatest real life genuine crush..... she is..... she is..... on second thoughts I think its better not to mess with girls..... see this if you don't believe me then watch this video!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVNzjx8fFys
First of all, let me make it clear that I have 3 types of crushes.
1. Genuine crushes
2. Crushes on seniors
3. Crushes on celebrities
The list is obviously long.... more than 200 for sure!
1. Genuine crushes- In this type of crush I tend to look more into the inside quality than the outside. Those minds which are now thinking that by inside I meant private parts..... hold on!!! I may be a pervert but hey I have got some sense also.... however minute it may be.
By inside I meant the character the behaviour and everything that decides the personality of an individual. My 1st crush was in class 3/4. I don't remember the exact class I was in. In class 5 I had 2 crushes, 1 in class 6 and after I came to Kolkata..... in school, in tuitions.... everywhere.... I have lost count!!! My last genuine crush was way back in class 11. As of now, I have no crush in this category.2. Crushes on seniors- This is something I love and enjoy telling to my friends..... all I look for is sex appeal. huh!!! Presently I have more than 15 in this category. Best being Black Beauty(my close college friends will know) but she has now left the college. She was in 4th year! Black Beauty
is her code as the 1st time I saw her, she was wearing a Black T-shirt and blue jeans..... she was looking simply stunning... Now that she is gone.... let me think who is my new best senior crush .... hmmmmm........ I think the canteen girl(Anupam might kill me for this!). I just love having crushes on seniors, their is no seriousness in these type of crushes and I never think of them except when in college, so it never wastes my time outside college. As far as wasting time in college is concerned, hey, we go to college to waste time, isn't it?3. Celebrity on Crushes- Do I need to say anything? I am sure I don't.
Most of the teenagers have gone through this period and I need not say why this happens or how it is to have a celebrity crush. Any way, presently my biggest celebrity crush is Elisha Cuthbert followed by Daniela Hantchucova(she looked awesome this year in Wimbledon).That raps it up, I hope it was not boring. Adding names might have added spices to the blog but it would have surely added lot of chillies in my life. Hell, I do love to get screwed so let me see..... who is my greatest real life genuine crush..... she is..... she is..... on second thoughts I think its better not to mess with girls..... see this if you don't believe me then watch this video!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVNzjx8fFys
Wednesday, August 8, 2007
The orkut journey - Part II
In this blog, I am going to talk on how my life has changed after spending a year on orkut. I am not the same person a I used to be over an year back. Good or bad? Lets find it out...
First of all let me tell you what type of person I was an year back. I was an atheist, an impatient person when it came to listening things, never could read anything that was long to me. Was never interested in religion. Never abusive, a medium sense of humour and blah blah....
On orkut, I have been active mainly in India community and the India (moderated) community. There are couple of other communities I have been active but it didn't bring any change to me so I am not mentioning them. In the very beginning I was active in India community. That time it was a nice place, with very few disturbances. The 1s month was full of fun, went on chatting and rarely taking part in serious topics.
After a month or so, religious fanatics came in, I started to hijack those threads, I was kinda peace loving person and couldn't see people bashing one another and abusing on the basis of religion. While doing this, I used to read some of the posts and I did came to know more about religion..... ahhhhh...... all the wrong interpretations of people..... my bad. Later I did look into authentic sources and came to know about few religions. Lately I no more respect all religions, I do disrespect a few.
In India(moderated) there used to be sane posts.... mainly social related and I came to know more about society and culture. That time I was not sure which culture I liked- western or Indian. Many months on orkut and I got to know many things about Indian and Western culture. At the end I know that I like western culture.
I participated in lot of theists v/s atheists debates. It just made me more stronger atheist. I also came to know that atheism is not being non-religious. Its is just disbelief in existence of God. I started calling myself a 'non-religious atheist'.
I said earlier that I am poor in reading and listening but in no time I developed the quality of reading things patiently. I learnt that everyone is different and has different views so its not my ?ing job to tell/ask others what to do and what not to do. One quality which I always had was to write things short and to the point and I must say, on orkut, it did improve a lot..... so did my typing speed and skills!
Lastly and most importantly, I faced a lot of questions on orkut which made me to think a lot. And after I got answers to those questions, I just found out a better way to live life. I became a lot more broad minded...... so much that someone commented that I am an example of height of being liberal. Well, I took it as a compliment.
As far as my sense of humour is concerned it has always been like that right from class 4 when I cracked a PJ on the cricket field. From that day, I have never looked back. Oh yeah, I am a narcissist:D Hope I didn't bore you and hey, another small and to the point blog!!!
Just happy with the way I am now, very good that I didn't turn into some fanatic :O
First of all let me tell you what type of person I was an year back. I was an atheist, an impatient person when it came to listening things, never could read anything that was long to me. Was never interested in religion. Never abusive, a medium sense of humour and blah blah....
On orkut, I have been active mainly in India community and the India (moderated) community. There are couple of other communities I have been active but it didn't bring any change to me so I am not mentioning them. In the very beginning I was active in India community. That time it was a nice place, with very few disturbances. The 1s month was full of fun, went on chatting and rarely taking part in serious topics.
After a month or so, religious fanatics came in, I started to hijack those threads, I was kinda peace loving person and couldn't see people bashing one another and abusing on the basis of religion. While doing this, I used to read some of the posts and I did came to know more about religion..... ahhhhh...... all the wrong interpretations of people..... my bad. Later I did look into authentic sources and came to know about few religions. Lately I no more respect all religions, I do disrespect a few.
In India(moderated) there used to be sane posts.... mainly social related and I came to know more about society and culture. That time I was not sure which culture I liked- western or Indian. Many months on orkut and I got to know many things about Indian and Western culture. At the end I know that I like western culture.
I participated in lot of theists v/s atheists debates. It just made me more stronger atheist. I also came to know that atheism is not being non-religious. Its is just disbelief in existence of God. I started calling myself a 'non-religious atheist'.
I said earlier that I am poor in reading and listening but in no time I developed the quality of reading things patiently. I learnt that everyone is different and has different views so its not my ?ing job to tell/ask others what to do and what not to do. One quality which I always had was to write things short and to the point and I must say, on orkut, it did improve a lot..... so did my typing speed and skills!
Lastly and most importantly, I faced a lot of questions on orkut which made me to think a lot. And after I got answers to those questions, I just found out a better way to live life. I became a lot more broad minded...... so much that someone commented that I am an example of height of being liberal. Well, I took it as a compliment.
As far as my sense of humour is concerned it has always been like that right from class 4 when I cracked a PJ on the cricket field. From that day, I have never looked back. Oh yeah, I am a narcissist:D Hope I didn't bore you and hey, another small and to the point blog!!!
Just happy with the way I am now, very good that I didn't turn into some fanatic :O
Sunday, July 29, 2007
Apology
First of all, I really suck when it comes to apologising! So bear it.
Now, why the hell am I apologising? Hmmmmm......... after my last blog, when asked what the part II will be about, I said I am going to write about the people I met on orkut. Over the last few days I have been thinking of writing but there is a huge problem. I have been on orkut for more than an year and have met so many people, everyone having something that I like/dislike and I want to talk about them. But you see, writing a blog on every 200+ friends I had is kinda weird. In the process, I might forget to write about many people I met. They might feel bad. I don't want that to happen. I almost forgot to mention about the wonderful fans I had on orkut, obsessed with me 24*7(I hope you know what I mean!)
So, if you were waiting to read my Orkut journey part II, which is highly unlikely, I am sorry...... I said ya...... I suck at apologising. But....... if you were not waiting for the blog then get the hell out of here........ no apology for you!!!
Anyway, good news is(or is it a bad 1?) that I will have the part II blog, but it will be on how orkut changed my real life(if at all it did). It will take time for me to write as I have to go back 1 year and think what I was then, after that I will have to see what I am now, how do I think, how did I change and all the blah blah....... might be interesting for some..... a few..... ah okay..... for none!
Now, why the hell am I apologising? Hmmmmm......... after my last blog, when asked what the part II will be about, I said I am going to write about the people I met on orkut. Over the last few days I have been thinking of writing but there is a huge problem. I have been on orkut for more than an year and have met so many people, everyone having something that I like/dislike and I want to talk about them. But you see, writing a blog on every 200+ friends I had is kinda weird. In the process, I might forget to write about many people I met. They might feel bad. I don't want that to happen. I almost forgot to mention about the wonderful fans I had on orkut, obsessed with me 24*7(I hope you know what I mean!)
So, if you were waiting to read my Orkut journey part II, which is highly unlikely, I am sorry...... I said ya...... I suck at apologising. But....... if you were not waiting for the blog then get the hell out of here........ no apology for you!!!
Anyway, good news is(or is it a bad 1?) that I will have the part II blog, but it will be on how orkut changed my real life(if at all it did). It will take time for me to write as I have to go back 1 year and think what I was then, after that I will have to see what I am now, how do I think, how did I change and all the blah blah....... might be interesting for some..... a few..... ah okay..... for none!
Friday, July 13, 2007
The orkut journey - Part I
It was after board exams and entrance exams had started, I received about 4-5 invitations to orkut. Its fate- deleted at sight just like I did to other invitations. Those invitations were from my friends. While chatting with a net friend of mine, he asked me to join orkut, I asked Why? What's in there? He said we can create communities and also add friends and can keep in contact with them. I said, what the hell? I already use Y! and also use Y! groups then why join orkut? Anyway, I joined just to try and the journey began.
The very first minitue I found out that orkut is a privacy killer. I could go to anyone's profile and read any scrap from anyone. That was when I decided I am going to delete scraps from my sCRAPbook and never exchange any information of orkut that people can misuse. Next thing I did was joined a few communities...... school community, Man Utd, Pizza, India and some communities dedicated to pretty ladies across the world.
First few days was boring, rarely scrapped and just went on searching and adding friends. India community became a fun place, in no time people got to know me, maybe for the stupidity and insanity I possess! I became a thread buster, a certified troll, a thread hijacker, soon got into a group of friends. Flirting was something I didn't enjoy, after all its virtual!
In a month, I am addicted, but its fine, going into college and not much stress to study the addiction was fine! Managed 99% attendance in 1st semester, don't ask about marks he he. It was in Aug/Sept that India community became a battlefield, the good days are now lost, no more having fun, it was full of abusers. India moderated was born. We had problems with Gagan deleting chat threads on regular interval but when abusers dropped in, few of my friends thought its better to move. Now, I was seen more in I(M) than in I370.
Meanwhile, I came to know about FnG, it was a bad start for me, people there used to rag the newcomers and I went with an attitude of no one can rag me especially after I wasn't ragged in college. Things were really screwed up but after some time, it went well for me, met some crazy people and did crazy things whole night! Sadly, it became highly inactive after some of the members became terribly busy and some members had to leave for certain reasons. Those were some days!
2-3 months passed and orkut introduced moderator privileges, something that orkut seriously lacked. I expected I370 to get better and the good old days to be back. On the other hand, I was enjoying at I(M). The situation at I370 continued to be same for 2-3 weeks and that was when I got in touch with Amarnath in a thread. I suspected it to be fake of Gagan and questioned him a lot. He called me to Y! and rest is history. Me and Gaurav became moderators. 1st week, more than a 100 of fakes were banned, most of them being banned by Gaurav. The place became peaceful(except few hiccups) after Arun and Ajay became mods.
I was moderator for about 3-4 months and then I quit, joined back again after 1 month to only quit the following month. My performance was good in 1st term but in the 2nd term I admit I took few harsh decisions. Coming back to atmosphere in I370, it was good for some time the start of 2007 but nothing like the time when I joined in mid of May. Those days are hard to return and those people are hard to come by.
Around mid of March I came to know about GR, pretty late coz I used to be highly inactive on orkut, kinda de-addcited. GR came as a good package, full of fun and nautanki, no serious talks, only fun and flirting! Last few months of orkut has been mainly on GR, in fact it is the only community I didn't unjoin before deleting my profile! GR has the potential to be a super hit soap. The saas bahu suspense seen in close friends with a series of unexpected events! I better start producing one before EKKts KKapoor gets to know about it!
I think this is all for the part I, dedicated to the communities I liked on orkut. I was starting to have fun in my school community and became a good controversial figure but I had to leave, maybe sometime later when I join back, I will have fun!!!
Part-II to be released soon..... but how soon is soon?
The very first minitue I found out that orkut is a privacy killer. I could go to anyone's profile and read any scrap from anyone. That was when I decided I am going to delete scraps from my sCRAPbook and never exchange any information of orkut that people can misuse. Next thing I did was joined a few communities...... school community, Man Utd, Pizza, India and some communities dedicated to pretty ladies across the world.
First few days was boring, rarely scrapped and just went on searching and adding friends. India community became a fun place, in no time people got to know me, maybe for the stupidity and insanity I possess! I became a thread buster, a certified troll, a thread hijacker, soon got into a group of friends. Flirting was something I didn't enjoy, after all its virtual!
In a month, I am addicted, but its fine, going into college and not much stress to study the addiction was fine! Managed 99% attendance in 1st semester, don't ask about marks he he. It was in Aug/Sept that India community became a battlefield, the good days are now lost, no more having fun, it was full of abusers. India moderated was born. We had problems with Gagan deleting chat threads on regular interval but when abusers dropped in, few of my friends thought its better to move. Now, I was seen more in I(M) than in I370.
Meanwhile, I came to know about FnG, it was a bad start for me, people there used to rag the newcomers and I went with an attitude of no one can rag me especially after I wasn't ragged in college. Things were really screwed up but after some time, it went well for me, met some crazy people and did crazy things whole night! Sadly, it became highly inactive after some of the members became terribly busy and some members had to leave for certain reasons. Those were some days!
2-3 months passed and orkut introduced moderator privileges, something that orkut seriously lacked. I expected I370 to get better and the good old days to be back. On the other hand, I was enjoying at I(M). The situation at I370 continued to be same for 2-3 weeks and that was when I got in touch with Amarnath in a thread. I suspected it to be fake of Gagan and questioned him a lot. He called me to Y! and rest is history. Me and Gaurav became moderators. 1st week, more than a 100 of fakes were banned, most of them being banned by Gaurav. The place became peaceful(except few hiccups) after Arun and Ajay became mods.
I was moderator for about 3-4 months and then I quit, joined back again after 1 month to only quit the following month. My performance was good in 1st term but in the 2nd term I admit I took few harsh decisions. Coming back to atmosphere in I370, it was good for some time the start of 2007 but nothing like the time when I joined in mid of May. Those days are hard to return and those people are hard to come by.
Around mid of March I came to know about GR, pretty late coz I used to be highly inactive on orkut, kinda de-addcited. GR came as a good package, full of fun and nautanki, no serious talks, only fun and flirting! Last few months of orkut has been mainly on GR, in fact it is the only community I didn't unjoin before deleting my profile! GR has the potential to be a super hit soap. The saas bahu suspense seen in close friends with a series of unexpected events! I better start producing one before EKKts KKapoor gets to know about it!
I think this is all for the part I, dedicated to the communities I liked on orkut. I was starting to have fun in my school community and became a good controversial figure but I had to leave, maybe sometime later when I join back, I will have fun!!!
Part-II to be released soon..... but how soon is soon?
Tuesday, June 26, 2007
This is fucked up!!!
Well well well, I am supposed to be at the daily late night Yahoo Conference but damn, I am here! Its not that they are not ON. In fact, today, 2 conferences are ON. Anyway, I am writing this blog to occupy myself in something. Pink Floyd in my ears, rain falling slowly outside, a cool breeze and its a good weather to write something.
Let me come back to the topic, two conferences are on, so what is the harm? Well, thing is, till yesterday, there used to be only one conference and almost all the GR members used to be a part of it. Today, suddenly I saw a new invitation for a conference, thought it will be for some specific reasons but hell, it was another conference for the usual chat. When asked why they are not there in other conference, answer came- "Coz we don't know all people". CRAP.
I left both the conferences as I can't keep focus on both of them and participating in the other one, without telling them that others have not joined this and started another coz they don't know you properly(despite of the fact you are active members of GR) really sucks. Next comes voice, in which conference shall I do voice chat? If I choose one, I am betraying the other one! This pissed me off.
So guys, take your time, get settled, know each other properly in GR and then when its done and you plan to have only one conference and kill group ism, invite me! Till then, I am trying to find a way to kill time, maybe Hangout Corner...... maybe some threads where I can troll.... somewhere I can fuck myself...... whatever!
One group may not understand what I said but I am sure they got a hint of what is happening!
This is simply fucked up!!!
COMMENTS ARE MUST
Let me come back to the topic, two conferences are on, so what is the harm? Well, thing is, till yesterday, there used to be only one conference and almost all the GR members used to be a part of it. Today, suddenly I saw a new invitation for a conference, thought it will be for some specific reasons but hell, it was another conference for the usual chat. When asked why they are not there in other conference, answer came- "Coz we don't know all people". CRAP.
I left both the conferences as I can't keep focus on both of them and participating in the other one, without telling them that others have not joined this and started another coz they don't know you properly(despite of the fact you are active members of GR) really sucks. Next comes voice, in which conference shall I do voice chat? If I choose one, I am betraying the other one! This pissed me off.
So guys, take your time, get settled, know each other properly in GR and then when its done and you plan to have only one conference and kill group ism, invite me! Till then, I am trying to find a way to kill time, maybe Hangout Corner...... maybe some threads where I can troll.... somewhere I can fuck myself...... whatever!
One group may not understand what I said but I am sure they got a hint of what is happening!
This is simply fucked up!!!
COMMENTS ARE MUST
Monday, June 25, 2007
Mamta ki mystery
Damn, I don't know how to start, after 4-5 attempts I think there is no need to explain anything, those who will understand this blog will be real morons! Anyway, I have to start somehow ...... hmmmmmm......... seems like I have already started so let me come to the topic.
Name of the film: Mamta ki mystery
Starring: Mamta, Kuki, Koko, Rajeev, chini mini, CK and maybe some others I don't remember(
no apologies for that)
Producer: PrashH(bankrupt)
Director: Missing
Story writer: Almost all the crew members(practically), Somnath(officially)
Scenes: KJ(only romantic ones)
So you now have an idea that a movie was being produced/directed/whatever. I am just going to talk about the story and the scenes, some of them being Hot(so that movie sells). The aim of the story is unknown, mamta is no where in the movie except the title! The plot is unknown but all I can remember is two parallel stories were going on.
On one side, kuki and koko (love birds) were enjoying at the Marine Drives when the moral police(Rajeev) suddenly comes and starts to beat Kuki, meanwhile Koko waits for some other guy!!! Sadly, this was the last part of the movie as no one seemed to be interested in Koko. Too bad.
On the other hand, the film started with chini mini in an item number. The dress was decided to be bikini but chini mini went for traditional Chinese dress with a fan in hand. Damn, Mallika got scared! Kuki and Rajeev were in the bar(what an irony, in the parallel story, Rajeev was beating up Kuki) drinking beer, vodka and rum. Suddenly, the hot babe Koko(kuki's gf) opened the door. Everything stopped and eyes were on the beautiful koko(pata hai bahut jhaad raha hoon). Chinimini took out a gun and kept on Koko's head. Kuki took out his gun and killed chinimini. By looking at this Rajeev put a gun on Kuki's head, now Koko shoots Rajeev. KJ at this says good job, now the love birds can lead a happy romantic life!
So, 2 down from the cast in opening 5mins of the film! CK had a huge role in it, his voice could be heard in a phone call to Rajeev telling to kill Kuki, damn, Koko killed Rajeev before that! KJ is very excited as he can go on with the love scenes of kuki and koko but here is another twist. Kuki refuses to be involved with Koko in love scenes, prefers to use a body double and as all the scenes following are HOT scenes like one in gym, then in elevator, kuki leaves the set(ab bolo film hit kaise hogi?).
As I am kuki, I don't know what happened next so I leave it to KJ and Koko to describe the HOT scenes. Sadly, my body double is dead, maybe he couldn't take the torture any more! As far as mamta is concerned, it still remains as a history! PrashH is not bankrupt, Somnath is missing, KJ is still after Kuki and Koko trying to make a pair!
*Damn, my sense of humour really sucked in this blog. My worst blog ever but wrote it on request*
Name of the film: Mamta ki mystery
Starring: Mamta, Kuki, Koko, Rajeev, chini mini, CK and maybe some others I don't remember(
no apologies for that)
Producer: PrashH(bankrupt)
Director: Missing
Story writer: Almost all the crew members(practically), Somnath(officially)
Scenes: KJ(only romantic ones)
So you now have an idea that a movie was being produced/directed/whatever. I am just going to talk about the story and the scenes, some of them being Hot(so that movie sells). The aim of the story is unknown, mamta is no where in the movie except the title! The plot is unknown but all I can remember is two parallel stories were going on.
On one side, kuki and koko (love birds) were enjoying at the Marine Drives when the moral police(Rajeev) suddenly comes and starts to beat Kuki, meanwhile Koko waits for some other guy!!! Sadly, this was the last part of the movie as no one seemed to be interested in Koko. Too bad.
On the other hand, the film started with chini mini in an item number. The dress was decided to be bikini but chini mini went for traditional Chinese dress with a fan in hand. Damn, Mallika got scared! Kuki and Rajeev were in the bar(what an irony, in the parallel story, Rajeev was beating up Kuki) drinking beer, vodka and rum. Suddenly, the hot babe Koko(kuki's gf) opened the door. Everything stopped and eyes were on the beautiful koko(pata hai bahut jhaad raha hoon). Chinimini took out a gun and kept on Koko's head. Kuki took out his gun and killed chinimini. By looking at this Rajeev put a gun on Kuki's head, now Koko shoots Rajeev. KJ at this says good job, now the love birds can lead a happy romantic life!
So, 2 down from the cast in opening 5mins of the film! CK had a huge role in it, his voice could be heard in a phone call to Rajeev telling to kill Kuki, damn, Koko killed Rajeev before that! KJ is very excited as he can go on with the love scenes of kuki and koko but here is another twist. Kuki refuses to be involved with Koko in love scenes, prefers to use a body double and as all the scenes following are HOT scenes like one in gym, then in elevator, kuki leaves the set(ab bolo film hit kaise hogi?).
As I am kuki, I don't know what happened next so I leave it to KJ and Koko to describe the HOT scenes. Sadly, my body double is dead, maybe he couldn't take the torture any more! As far as mamta is concerned, it still remains as a history! PrashH is not bankrupt, Somnath is missing, KJ is still after Kuki and Koko trying to make a pair!
*Damn, my sense of humour really sucked in this blog. My worst blog ever but wrote it on request*
Saturday, June 2, 2007
Global Warming!
Today I am going to talk about a very serious issue- Global Warming. Yes, the Earth is getting hotter and our clothes are getting shorter but the currency is getting higher! If this continues, a day will come where we will have to roam around naked and eventually die! So the human species along with many others are in danger.
First, let us talk about what exactly is Global Warming. After doing a lot of research in hell's institute of technology(a doomed university, 'Z' grade college) I found out that Global warming means increase in the global temperature. We had to go through series of tests to come to this conclusion.
Now let me tell you what causes Global Warming. After 10years of research work and
infinite number of tests we have come to a conclusion. The reason is increase in number of pretty girls! Blondes and Bongs contribute a lot of Global Warming. From Las Vegas to Sydney, you will find many pretty girls. Now, you will ask how do they cause Global warming. Well, after lot of
studying we have found that a male gets excited by looking at a pretty female. This excitement produces lot of heat(which has been scientifically proven). Not only do the females excite human males but also they excite males of other species. There are signs even the lipsticks get excited!
Elisha Cuthbert, Raima Sen, Soha Ali Khan, Lindsay Lohan, Pamela Anderson, Dani Ashe, Shakira, Britney Spears, January Jones, Bipasha Basu, Naomi Cambell, Jennifer Aniston and so many pretty girls around the globe. And there are so many perverts around males getting excited watching them! Every year there are hurricanes moving towards the Hollywood, floods in Mumbai, even the clouds can't resist to watch the Bollywood actresses! Men will be men, women will become more prettier day by day.
So, how can this be stopped? Well, I have got few solutions. They are as follows
1. Produce more astronomers and get them married to pretty girls. Send them to Mars, make it hot, help make life possible on Mars! Female astronomers can go to Mars without getting married!
2. Pretty females cover their face and dress heavily else don't get out of home!
3. Males who get too much excited, don't step out of home and even if you do, wrap your eyes with black cloth!
4. Total ban on porn movies, ban on semi porn hollywood and bollywood movies. Encourage watching South Park, Tom and Jerry instead of FTV, Trends etc.
5. Keep humans away from South and North Pole.
6. Reduce frequency of making love!!!
Co-operate us and follow the above sex.... opps.... I mean six points till our Mother Earth cools down! Don't look at Earth too much, she is also a pretty lady!
*After reading this blog if you feel offended then I am sorry for that but I didn't have any such intention while writing this crap! If you have found this blog serious, then you are an intellect! You are invited to Hell.
First, let us talk about what exactly is Global Warming. After doing a lot of research in hell's institute of technology(a doomed university, 'Z' grade college) I found out that Global warming means increase in the global temperature. We had to go through series of tests to come to this conclusion.
Now let me tell you what causes Global Warming. After 10years of research work and
infinite number of tests we have come to a conclusion. The reason is increase in number of pretty girls! Blondes and Bongs contribute a lot of Global Warming. From Las Vegas to Sydney, you will find many pretty girls. Now, you will ask how do they cause Global warming. Well, after lot of studying we have found that a male gets excited by looking at a pretty female. This excitement produces lot of heat(which has been scientifically proven). Not only do the females excite human males but also they excite males of other species. There are signs even the lipsticks get excited!Elisha Cuthbert, Raima Sen, Soha Ali Khan, Lindsay Lohan, Pamela Anderson, Dani Ashe, Shakira, Britney Spears, January Jones, Bipasha Basu, Naomi Cambell, Jennifer Aniston and so many pretty girls around the globe. And there are so many perverts around males getting excited watching them! Every year there are hurricanes moving towards the Hollywood, floods in Mumbai, even the clouds can't resist to watch the Bollywood actresses! Men will be men, women will become more prettier day by day.So, how can this be stopped? Well, I have got few solutions. They are as follows
1. Produce more astronomers and get them married to pretty girls. Send them to Mars, make it hot, help make life possible on Mars! Female astronomers can go to Mars without getting married!
2. Pretty females cover their face and dress heavily else don't get out of home!
3. Males who get too much excited, don't step out of home and even if you do, wrap your eyes with black cloth!
4. Total ban on porn movies, ban on semi porn hollywood and bollywood movies. Encourage watching South Park, Tom and Jerry instead of FTV, Trends etc.
5. Keep humans away from South and North Pole.
6. Reduce frequency of making love!!!
Co-operate us and follow the above sex.... opps.... I mean six points till our Mother Earth cools down! Don't look at Earth too much, she is also a pretty lady!*After reading this blog if you feel offended then I am sorry for that but I didn't have any such intention while writing this crap! If you have found this blog serious, then you are an intellect! You are invited to Hell.
Monday, May 21, 2007
ATKT- Lifeline of Engineering students!
ATKT - Allowed to keep term. This is the best thing Engineering offers to students! This is the thing that students don't want but they can't go ahead without it. Some 'proud' engineers want this more than the want their gfs(considering the fact that non-males are not easily available and even if they are, it doesn't make any difference!). Those who want it are worthy Engineering students!
Let me explain what ATKT is. In Engineering if you fail in a subject(get a back), you have to re appear for it until and unless you clear it!(retests). Now there are some rules, you can't carry more than 3 backs and carry no back from last to last year. Say you are going to 3rd year, you can't carry any back from 1st year but you can proudly carry 3 from 2nd year. Isn't this great! It is popularly known as KT, a substitute for backlog or retests!
You might be thinking that I am speaking nonsense. How can one be proud even after failing to score 40% in one or more subject. Well, this is what Engineering is(especially if you are in Mumbai/Pune). The more KTs you have, the more respect you get! What about placements? Well, no body looks at the number of KTs here, all they see is your aptitude and percentage! So, it is very safe and healthy to get KTs!
Just think about it, you fail in one subject and you have a minimum of 2 more chances to clear the paper, where else will you get so many chances? In our college when results are out, people don't ask for percentage, they ask for the number of KTs. Believe it or not, in my college, it will be jackpot if you find any one who has got Engg. degree without getting a KT. 70% get their KTs in first year itself. I have 2 of them now. Today, after 8 1/2 hrs I have a KT exam(its almost 1.30AM now, exam starts at 10). Hell, what am I doing here? Well, this is the perfect time to express feeling about my lifeline.
So, if you are an Engineering student or you want to be one, don't feel bad if you have a KT, in fact feel proud of it. This is not a school but an Engineering college. Here no one is going to tease you for failing in subject(s), everyone is equal, there is no topper and there is no loser. My best friends have scored above 60%(here, getting 60% is extremely more than enough) and some have also got 4KTs. Still, we are equal, there is no difference among us!
There is a wonderful poem written by Karamjeet on ATKT- CLICK HERE to read the poem.
Thanks to Karamjeet, Moin, Contract Killer and Prashant who gave me information on ATKT that helped me write this blog of mine. I met them in orkut, India community, Hangout thread.
*This blog talks about some Universities only. This is not applicable for colleges where you can score 80%. So, before you start your preparation for KT, ask your seniors if it is healthy or not!
Let me explain what ATKT is. In Engineering if you fail in a subject(get a back), you have to re appear for it until and unless you clear it!(retests). Now there are some rules, you can't carry more than 3 backs and carry no back from last to last year. Say you are going to 3rd year, you can't carry any back from 1st year but you can proudly carry 3 from 2nd year. Isn't this great! It is popularly known as KT, a substitute for backlog or retests!
You might be thinking that I am speaking nonsense. How can one be proud even after failing to score 40% in one or more subject. Well, this is what Engineering is(especially if you are in Mumbai/Pune). The more KTs you have, the more respect you get! What about placements? Well, no body looks at the number of KTs here, all they see is your aptitude and percentage! So, it is very safe and healthy to get KTs!
Just think about it, you fail in one subject and you have a minimum of 2 more chances to clear the paper, where else will you get so many chances? In our college when results are out, people don't ask for percentage, they ask for the number of KTs. Believe it or not, in my college, it will be jackpot if you find any one who has got Engg. degree without getting a KT. 70% get their KTs in first year itself. I have 2 of them now. Today, after 8 1/2 hrs I have a KT exam(its almost 1.30AM now, exam starts at 10). Hell, what am I doing here? Well, this is the perfect time to express feeling about my lifeline.
So, if you are an Engineering student or you want to be one, don't feel bad if you have a KT, in fact feel proud of it. This is not a school but an Engineering college. Here no one is going to tease you for failing in subject(s), everyone is equal, there is no topper and there is no loser. My best friends have scored above 60%(here, getting 60% is extremely more than enough) and some have also got 4KTs. Still, we are equal, there is no difference among us!
There is a wonderful poem written by Karamjeet on ATKT- CLICK HERE to read the poem.
Thanks to Karamjeet, Moin, Contract Killer and Prashant who gave me information on ATKT that helped me write this blog of mine. I met them in orkut, India community, Hangout thread.
*This blog talks about some Universities only. This is not applicable for colleges where you can score 80%. So, before you start your preparation for KT, ask your seniors if it is healthy or not!
Karamjeet's poem on ATKT!
Fail fail fail,i proudly fail
to get freed from this boring jail
from this jail called classroom,i want a bail
and so i fail fail fail,i proudly fail
Life is so beautiful,studies so stale
i want my life to be a happy tale
to my infinite interests ,i put my precious time on sale
and so i fail fail fail,i proudly fail
When after the result,i stand on the door,
and my professor looks at me,and starts to roar,
he says "oh my dear,your popularity is going to soar,
out of five,u failed in four"
But what can i do,classes are so bore,
i find it hard to take this torture anymore,
i want to go out and get on the floor,
i have one life,and i want to live it to the core
You have just failed, stay cool,
passing every time is not the rule
don't get mad, don't be a fool,
don't so easily enter the misery pool
And its not at all bad to fail,
its good for everyone,male or female,
being students,we have right to fail,
and so i give full fight to fail.
After this fall,i may fall again,
but don't worry,i feel no pain,
i am not going to come under the train,
the thought of suicide is not in my brain
Karamjeet's orkut profile: http://www.orkut.com/Profile.aspx?uid=10228004773050573582
to get freed from this boring jail
from this jail called classroom,i want a bail
and so i fail fail fail,i proudly fail
Life is so beautiful,studies so stale
i want my life to be a happy tale
to my infinite interests ,i put my precious time on sale
and so i fail fail fail,i proudly fail
When after the result,i stand on the door,
and my professor looks at me,and starts to roar,
he says "oh my dear,your popularity is going to soar,
out of five,u failed in four"
But what can i do,classes are so bore,
i find it hard to take this torture anymore,
i want to go out and get on the floor,
i have one life,and i want to live it to the core
You have just failed, stay cool,
passing every time is not the rule
don't get mad, don't be a fool,
don't so easily enter the misery pool
And its not at all bad to fail,
its good for everyone,male or female,
being students,we have right to fail,
and so i give full fight to fail.
After this fall,i may fall again,
but don't worry,i feel no pain,
i am not going to come under the train,
the thought of suicide is not in my brain
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Saturday, April 14, 2007
The great Indian soaps- Why sex education is neccessary?
Talk about soaps in India and the name that will come to your mind is EKKta KKapoor. I don't watch such stuffs but my mother does. So, I know a bit about those interesting soaps. I know only a little about KKyunkki saas bhi kkabhi bahu thi, Koi to Hoga and kkasauti zindagi kkay.
This post of mine is not going to talk about the crap emotions and drams they show but I am going to talk about sex education! Surprised? How the hell is sex education related to these soaps? Well, there is a relation. Let me explain it to you.
Long long time back Tulsi's daughter got pregnant before marriage! Hell, Tulsi didn't educate her daughter about sex and the guy had no idea what a condom is. EKKta KKapoor forgot to give ad of condom during the time of commercial. Too bad.
Next case that I remember is of Ansh and Nandini. Yeah, Ansh who raped Nandini in a hotel room and a lot of Indians were looking at it. Result- Nandini got pregnant. Poor Tulsi, Nandini and Karan didn't knew about anti-pregnancy pills. Great timing by Ansh also, exactly 2 weeks!
History repeats itself and this time Krishna-tulsi got raped(I didn't see the episode). Someone tell me is she pregnant? I don't follow crappy shows. If she ain't pregnant then there is someone in the family who is educated about sex or maybe the rapist himself is educated! The former seems more realistic.
Wife swapping- Learn it from Gautam. Hey, how many wives did you have? 3/4 or have you lost count?
Talk about Koi to Hoga and you will get the definition of wife swapping. Hey Kasish, whom are you married to know and how many times have you married? Certainly more than half a dozen of husbands you have had!
Coming to Mr. Bajaj and Prerna. Don't know with whom Prerna is married now but its a known thing that Anurag is the only one who makes Prerna pregnant. Yeah, leave the cople alone and they are ready to mingle!
Now I have few questions...
1) Is Virani family sex educated?
2) Is Gautam going to marry again or is it some one else's turn?
3) Next time someone is raped, will she get pregnant?
4) Is there any chance of me being husband of Kasish for even a day!
5) If Bajaj needs a baby from Prerna, where should he sent the couple(prerna and anurag) to? I feel he should not do much and just give his bedroom away!
COMMENTS PLEASE
This post of mine is not going to talk about the crap emotions and drams they show but I am going to talk about sex education! Surprised? How the hell is sex education related to these soaps? Well, there is a relation. Let me explain it to you.
Long long time back Tulsi's daughter got pregnant before marriage! Hell, Tulsi didn't educate her daughter about sex and the guy had no idea what a condom is. EKKta KKapoor forgot to give ad of condom during the time of commercial. Too bad.
Next case that I remember is of Ansh and Nandini. Yeah, Ansh who raped Nandini in a hotel room and a lot of Indians were looking at it. Result- Nandini got pregnant. Poor Tulsi, Nandini and Karan didn't knew about anti-pregnancy pills. Great timing by Ansh also, exactly 2 weeks!
History repeats itself and this time Krishna-tulsi got raped(I didn't see the episode). Someone tell me is she pregnant? I don't follow crappy shows. If she ain't pregnant then there is someone in the family who is educated about sex or maybe the rapist himself is educated! The former seems more realistic.
Wife swapping- Learn it from Gautam. Hey, how many wives did you have? 3/4 or have you lost count?
Talk about Koi to Hoga and you will get the definition of wife swapping. Hey Kasish, whom are you married to know and how many times have you married? Certainly more than half a dozen of husbands you have had!
Coming to Mr. Bajaj and Prerna. Don't know with whom Prerna is married now but its a known thing that Anurag is the only one who makes Prerna pregnant. Yeah, leave the cople alone and they are ready to mingle!
Now I have few questions...
1) Is Virani family sex educated?
2) Is Gautam going to marry again or is it some one else's turn?
3) Next time someone is raped, will she get pregnant?
4) Is there any chance of me being husband of Kasish for even a day!
5) If Bajaj needs a baby from Prerna, where should he sent the couple(prerna and anurag) to? I feel he should not do much and just give his bedroom away!
COMMENTS PLEASE
Monday, February 12, 2007
Best Birthday of my life
The 19th birthday of my life. I will rate this as my best so far. Thanks to my friends who made it possible!
I had to wake up 7 in the morning, get ready for college and attend 2 lectures from 8.30 to 10.30. I reached college pretty early and sat beside Bhaskar. A big mistake. I got special birthday bumps from him! 2 lecture, 2 hours and the bumps, I lost count of it!
Then it was at the Back market. A birthday cake with my nick written on it. Just below that, code name of my 1st crush in Pune
After that I guess its understood what was done with that cake
Anyway, on my way back to college, my friends planned a session for wishing me. Kicks, I lost count of it. In the beginning most of the kicks were made in the air and I passed a comment -'You people have not learned to kick'. Another mistake, a costly one! A video of it has been taken. Don't worry, it is not going to be shared
After that we had our practicals. 2hrs to kill. Luckily all of our practicals got over by 1 and by 1.30 we all went out for lunch. We had to take 2 autos and I committed 2 more mistakes. I sat beside Bhaskar and Prithviraj.
Arnab and Arpit reached the restaurant by a bike and found it full. He gave my name in the queue. When we(me, Abhishek, Ayush, Prithvi, Varun, Bhaskar and Anupam) reached, we came to know that we have to wait for about 20mins. Anupam, Abhishek and Prithvi had some plans. Vending machine!
Anyway, after waiting for about 20mins, we got entry in the restaurant. The corner table and a good view(yeah...... good view
). The trio trying out the vending machine joined us later and Prithvi showed me what they were up to.
We had lunch. Discussed a few things. I kept on doing the same mistake of sitting beside Bhaskar. After lunch, we went to a shopping mall(I guess for watching birds). Friends tried to gift me a shirt or T-shirt, not aware how frequently I buy clothes and how much I like buying them.
While shifting from 1 shopping mall to another, Arnab had a date. The girl came with a friend of her and Arnab with a gang of friends(we). Arnab introduced us to the girl and then asked us to leave and go with our plans
. Arnab left there and we 8 went back to pavilion.
After reaching the college campus, friends gifted me a USB Pen Drive, thus making my mother angry when I returned home and said about it. In the evening, there was small party, sort of get together in my house but couldn't take much part in it as I was busy watching Manchester United in great form. Man Utd. made my day happier. Also, after all those birthday wishes from my friends, didn't have energy to do anything except lying in bed and thinking what a great day it was!
I had to wake up 7 in the morning, get ready for college and attend 2 lectures from 8.30 to 10.30. I reached college pretty early and sat beside Bhaskar. A big mistake. I got special birthday bumps from him! 2 lecture, 2 hours and the bumps, I lost count of it!
Then it was at the Back market. A birthday cake with my nick written on it. Just below that, code name of my 1st crush in Pune
After that I guess its understood what was done with that cakeAnyway, on my way back to college, my friends planned a session for wishing me. Kicks, I lost count of it. In the beginning most of the kicks were made in the air and I passed a comment -'You people have not learned to kick'. Another mistake, a costly one! A video of it has been taken. Don't worry, it is not going to be shared
After that we had our practicals. 2hrs to kill. Luckily all of our practicals got over by 1 and by 1.30 we all went out for lunch. We had to take 2 autos and I committed 2 more mistakes. I sat beside Bhaskar and Prithviraj.
Arnab and Arpit reached the restaurant by a bike and found it full. He gave my name in the queue. When we(me, Abhishek, Ayush, Prithvi, Varun, Bhaskar and Anupam) reached, we came to know that we have to wait for about 20mins. Anupam, Abhishek and Prithvi had some plans. Vending machine!
Anyway, after waiting for about 20mins, we got entry in the restaurant. The corner table and a good view(yeah...... good view
). The trio trying out the vending machine joined us later and Prithvi showed me what they were up to.We had lunch. Discussed a few things. I kept on doing the same mistake of sitting beside Bhaskar. After lunch, we went to a shopping mall(I guess for watching birds
). Friends tried to gift me a shirt or T-shirt, not aware how frequently I buy clothes and how much I like buying them.While shifting from 1 shopping mall to another, Arnab had a date
. The girl came with a friend of her and Arnab with a gang of friends(we). Arnab introduced us to the girl and then asked us to leave and go with our plans. Arnab left there and we 8 went back to pavilion.After reaching the college campus, friends gifted me a USB Pen Drive, thus making my mother angry when I returned home and said about it. In the evening, there was small party, sort of get together in my house but couldn't take much part in it as I was busy watching Manchester United in great form. Man Utd. made my day happier. Also, after all those birthday wishes from my friends, didn't have energy to do anything except lying in bed and thinking what a great day it was!
Friday, February 2, 2007
What is it to be moderator of India community?
@Amarnath, AJAY, Arun, Gaurav- You guys are very busy and lazy to write so I am going to write what is it like to be moderator of India community, my way so don't complaint if I say anything which is wrong according to you in the following paragraphs.
First of all, getting moderator privileges of India community itself is such a difficult thing. There are so many things that are looked in an individual before s/he is selected. If getting selected is difficult, moderating the community is more difficult than that.
Being a moderator of India community you have to look at so many things. You can't afford to do a single mistake. A single mistake can earn you many titles, like 'biased', 'idiot', 'dictator' and many other titles which are quite abusive in nature!
Deleting spams is so irritating, there are so many ads that you utilise 75% of time in deleting them. Rest of the time you need to go through complaints and sensitive threads. if some time is left, you can participate:P
Moderating India comunity is not a privilege but it is a challenge. one wrong step and the members will be all over you. Its human nature to make mistakes and its human nature to shout at others mistake, ignoring the mistakes you have done/are doing!
If you are a moderator, you can't lose your cool, you can't go personal with anyone even if you are literally abused. This is one of the most challenging part. The members you look after shout like anything and you still have to be cool. You can't hit them back!
Now, if you do everything right(not possible for any human) then you are sure to earn a lot of respect from the members. Hey, members also have a soft corner for the moderators, especially the girls. So, enjoy the soft corner and ignore the abuses and titles you earn!
Interested to moderate India community?
Everyone's a miracle in their own way
Just listen to yourself, not what other people say
Be who you want to be
Be who you are
Everyone's a hero
Everyone's a star
Live and Let Live
First of all, getting moderator privileges of India community itself is such a difficult thing. There are so many things that are looked in an individual before s/he is selected. If getting selected is difficult, moderating the community is more difficult than that.
Being a moderator of India community you have to look at so many things. You can't afford to do a single mistake. A single mistake can earn you many titles, like 'biased', 'idiot', 'dictator' and many other titles which are quite abusive in nature!
Deleting spams is so irritating, there are so many ads that you utilise 75% of time in deleting them. Rest of the time you need to go through complaints and sensitive threads. if some time is left, you can participate:P
Moderating India comunity is not a privilege but it is a challenge. one wrong step and the members will be all over you. Its human nature to make mistakes and its human nature to shout at others mistake, ignoring the mistakes you have done/are doing!
If you are a moderator, you can't lose your cool, you can't go personal with anyone even if you are literally abused. This is one of the most challenging part. The members you look after shout like anything and you still have to be cool. You can't hit them back!
Now, if you do everything right(not possible for any human) then you are sure to earn a lot of respect from the members. Hey, members also have a soft corner for the moderators, especially the girls. So, enjoy the soft corner and ignore the abuses and titles you earn!
Interested to moderate India community?
Everyone's a miracle in their own way
Just listen to yourself, not what other people say
Be who you want to be
Be who you are
Everyone's a hero
Everyone's a star
Live and Let Live
Saturday, January 27, 2007
Moderating India Community on orkut
In orkut there is a India community which more than 280K members in it. Two months back, I was offered moderator privileges for that community. Never thought I will be offered as I left participating in that community due to many reasons. Anyway, I accepted it and soon I became the moderator of the community.
Next day, a friend of mine who was active that time in the community was shocked to see me as moderator and did lot of protests and said many things. He did that because he believed he deserved the post of a moderator. Anyway, he is also a moderator now.
First week went banning the spammers, the abusers, the fake profiles, the hate threads and all. When most of the junk was cleared, there remained few members with real profile spreading hate. It was difficult to ban them but later their mistakes helped us.
As we were about to settle down, a thread came up- 'Amarnath- The Moderator' and that became a perfect place to bash the moderators. We were criticized a lot for 3 days. Reason- Removing a member(warn) for abusing!
It went for few days but then came 3 more moderators. That cooled down things a lot. It was not easy for members to bash the new moderators. Again as the community was getting stable, a
new thread was created- 'AJAY- The moderator'. Same thing happened and for a similar reason.
Few days passed and the members started liking the way we moderate. We used to be criticized for everything wrong in the community but then members started realizing how difficult our job is. Things were going fine in the community but I have my studies. I decided to step down to concentrate more on studies and I did.
When I left, it was interesting to see people appreciating instead of abusing/criticizing. It was something different. From the day I joined, I was abused, criticized, threatened, called names and when I was leaving, I was appreciated!
That is all for now, in my next blog I will say how it is to be a moderator of India community. Stay Tuned...
Next day, a friend of mine who was active that time in the community was shocked to see me as moderator and did lot of protests and said many things. He did that because he believed he deserved the post of a moderator. Anyway, he is also a moderator now.
First week went banning the spammers, the abusers, the fake profiles, the hate threads and all. When most of the junk was cleared, there remained few members with real profile spreading hate. It was difficult to ban them but later their mistakes helped us.
As we were about to settle down, a thread came up- 'Amarnath- The Moderator' and that became a perfect place to bash the moderators. We were criticized a lot for 3 days. Reason- Removing a member(warn) for abusing!
It went for few days but then came 3 more moderators. That cooled down things a lot. It was not easy for members to bash the new moderators. Again as the community was getting stable, a
new thread was created- 'AJAY- The moderator'. Same thing happened and for a similar reason.
Few days passed and the members started liking the way we moderate. We used to be criticized for everything wrong in the community but then members started realizing how difficult our job is. Things were going fine in the community but I have my studies. I decided to step down to concentrate more on studies and I did.
When I left, it was interesting to see people appreciating instead of abusing/criticizing. It was something different. From the day I joined, I was abused, criticized, threatened, called names and when I was leaving, I was appreciated!
That is all for now, in my next blog I will say how it is to be a moderator of India community. Stay Tuned...
Thursday, January 25, 2007
Back to blogging!
Well, I am back to blogging. Its about 6 months back that I left this place but on request of a friend of mine, I have decide to come back and this time be a bit more regular in updating my blogs.
A lot of things happened in the last 6 months, including a spectacular 1st semester examination. I don't think I will be able to tell my experience about those things as it does help me in experiencing nightmares!
Anyway, life is back on track and these days I am enjoying as much as I can because I don't know how much I will be able to enjoy after my results are out!
That is all for now, will update my blog as soon as I get enough time to waste:P
A lot of things happened in the last 6 months, including a spectacular 1st semester examination. I don't think I will be able to tell my experience about those things as it does help me in experiencing nightmares!
Anyway, life is back on track and these days I am enjoying as much as I can because I don't know how much I will be able to enjoy after my results are out!
That is all for now, will update my blog as soon as I get enough time to waste:P
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