These days the media is more into selling news than giving news! They prefer to show celebs and their life 24*7... who is dating whom, who married whom and who breaks up with whom. There is very less time alloted for the real issues. Thing is the media has forgotten that they are the power and they have a responsibility of creating awareness. Now a days its TRP and I am first to crack the news attitude that is ruling the business...
If this goes on then what will happen after 20years? Probably when one gets married, questions will be asked on how they are going to enjoy the first night, how they have prepared for it, they will ask if they are nervous or if they are confident about it. Media will ask how many times they have slept together and based on that they will predict how well will the two celebrities enjoy and how long it will last.
After all the predictions and pre-first night discussions are over, the news channels will tell us what probably will the two would be doing, the reporters will try to hear voices and make out about the things going on, the news presenter will tell the viewers- We just got news that both are naked and they are presently having a foreplay... What would they probably be doing now?
1. Stare at each other
2. Play with each others genitals
3. They pissed
Send in your SMS at 6969.
I love the SMS business, I just love it!
After all is done the two celebs will come out and will be asked about their experience, how they enjoyed it and was it better than the previous. They will be asked which brand of condoms they used(if at all they used) and which contraceptive pill the female is going to take(if at all she is going to). Meanwhile the news channels who did lot of predictions on how long it will last... will be in tension! The celebs are about to tell just how long it last from the point foreplay started till the time they had no energy!
If its AB and AR, it won't last a minitue... I just had to crack this, I dislike both, can't resist! Now you will be thinking which AB? Junior or senior with AR? Well, that is the question, if you think its AB senior then SMS sex a to 6969. If you think its AB junior then enter b and if you think its someone else then sms c and if you think it was me then sms d... just strike off the 4th option, can't sleep with AR even in a poll!
Hail media!
A week back me and a friend of mine were in the terrace, we were talking about few things and looking at the flats where girls live. We saw an aunt in a flat. The flat is just opposite to my bed room. I said my friend that this aunt has a kid but she still has a great figure and looks damn good when suddenly she went to another room and started to change clothes.
Me and my friend were shocked, we were like what the hell is she doing with no curtains covering the view. Thing is there are two windows in my room. The window from which I can see the room where always has curtains so the lady doesn't care about her curtains... We saw her changing clothes and in the end were numb.
Next day we again went to the terrace hoping we will get another view again. But no, she wasn't home early. After 2-3 days I started peeping from my bedroom and after a week(yesterday) I saw her changing clothes again. After that I thought, if I see her again and again then there will be no fun, it will be like something routine! I decided to forget her for about a month but today again I started jumping!
From now on I have decided, I won't think about her anymore, now I will peep into the floor below it where another aunt lives... after all change is the only thing constant!
Often times during conversations I said that I have a lot of crushes on females who are older than me. Some of them are married and also have kids. Today I had another crush on a female who has a son. Lately I have been thinking is this normal? Do many guys have a similar story like me? I don't know coz neither I have read any survey report on this nor have I done any survey on a large scale.
There is another friend of mine who has crushes on older women but he doesn't have any crushes on married women or say 'aunts'. I remember when I was in class 4 I had a crush on a girl who was in 2nd year of college. WOW!!! She was simply awesome. I was in Goa for hardly 4 days and met 2 aunts and damn... 2 more crushes... its not that I see an aunt and bang... no its not like that. The 2 aunts I met in Goa 
were really pretty...
What exactly is a crush? For me any pretty woman with a good sex appeal can become my crush. Basically crush for me is simply attraction towards another female irrespective of their character. There is very less chance that my crush will change into love. At least till date it has never happened.
So... what do you feel, am I a crackpot?(I think I am). Is having crush on married women and that also when they have kid(s) natural? Or am I some unique monkey:P Now don't call me a pervert coz I am not committed to any of these women, its just another force of attraction:O
If you are a married women then I may have a crush on you and if you are a married man, you would probably be keeping your wife away from me!
