Monday, February 25, 2008

PrashH aka Prince

He calls himself prince but he isn't. Girls can get angry on me like they usually do. I know girls you love him a lot but its a fact, he is no prince! Anyway, coming to this guy, I don't know when I met him, usually I do remember the 1st time I meet a guy but as I met him in Hangout Corner, I don't know what exactly was the conversation like. If I am not wrong, he said I am prash with an extra H which makes it prashH!

Anyway, we started talking and became friends as usual. This guy is very much interested in economics and politics, his threads on IC gave me an idea about it. Too bad, people rarely replied in his topic, intellectual posts getting replies in IC is something you can't expect! Moreover, all the threads of him that I've seen were long. No one had the patience to read it. It was also neutral! Neutral posts in IC are treated badly!

I don't know how we became close friends but we did become! In GR we had a lot of fun, in fact we were the ones to keep the community active! Too bad we were treated badly and both decided to quit, too bad for GR that is! That was when we started talking a lot, except the time we had late night conferences!

He has been some sort of hero for me lately, the way he did things impressed me and I am trying damn hard to have guts like this guy! His attitude of just do it and then do whatever you feel like is something I like most in him, except for his gf!(not sure if this made sense!) His gf is damn lucky to get a guy with kick ass attitude like him and so is he lucky that Dr. is damn patient! Any other girl would have kicked in his arse for what he did! Naah, don't ask him what he did!

Coming to being friends, he is always there for you but when he is experiencing mood swings, it can be a trouble for you, it wasn't for me but for some it was! Talk to him with care when he is in trouble. Hope you do know when he is in trouble. His language will be totally changed, will be kind of violent, that is when you'll know that yes, he is in trouble. Contact him personally and let him confess, it will help him to cool down!

Coming to his attitude, you will like him in the beginning but laters, you'll like him more! Ahhh... just kidding, this is a no nonsense guy with guys, so if you're a guy, keep safe distance. If you're a girl, close distance is preferred, he won't hurt you unless drunk! Ohhh coming to drunk part, he is really good stress buster when he is drunk, just talk to him and you will be rolling on floor laughing. Dude, thanks for that night!(Don't take this in a gay way!)

He impresses girls like anything, dude you do have a gf! Oh wait, men will be men! But hey, is this guy a man? I don't think so! Correction, I didn't think so! But looking at what happened in the last few days, I can say yeah he is a man!(No need to thank me for giving you this certificate). He is a bit emotional, which doesn't suit dudes like him but that's what makes him special in the eyes of girls I guess!

I guess that is what this imbecile is! For more things like what he likes and what he does, contact him! I tried to focus on his personality and behaviour!

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Idiot me!

I feel like kicking myself! I have lost my mind or maybe I never had a mind, someone kick me hard in my donkey, someone hit me in the head, someone bring me back to my senses!

I have been doing things that I never wanted to do, things that I always avoided, damn they're happening to me and I have no control what so ever over it! I am helpless!

I don't know why I am writing this blog, maybe to bring myself back to senses. I don't want anyone to read this. If you're reading this then its of no use!

I'm changing, hell yeah I am changing, never before have I been so sensitive or emotional, damn I sound like some emotional fool!

What the deuce? If I don't want anyone to read this then why am I posting this as a blog? Damn... I am going to click the "Publish Post" button now! But then I won't be surprised if I send link of this blog to everyone in my list!

I am losing control over me :(

Monday, February 18, 2008

Ritika and Ryan

I have been told by Ritika to write on our relationship... esle she will kill me! Damn... Who made her a daku?

Coming to the point... I don't know what is the relationship... is it friendship or twins or love or enemy or something else... lets see!

Friendship: Yes... we certainly are friends... bad or good is a debatable topic but the bottom line is that we are friends! Ahhh... something does exist! The reason I say we are friends is simply coz we talk to each other and we have shared stories of private lives and also cracked jokes on each other!

Twins: Very much... I don't know how but the choices match so accurately! Be it be mango juice, interest in writing. The way life should be or the frustration on seeing commited couples! But then she denied to be my twin or sister... good... that leaves me with other options!

Love: It very much exists between us... the flirting and then the nice nice words I hear daily if I even say something which she doesn't like... that shows how much she loves me! I also love her... ahhh... the way she abuses... makes her look so cute! Oh wait a minute... how do I know she looks cute or hot?

Enemy: Not yet but after she reads the above points... surely an enemy! Damn... enemy with some frustrated daku... scary stuff!

Something else: In future... she will be my boss in some media company and will make me work like a donkey... I'll love it!

Oh... I almost forgot... this girl seems to be a better flirt than Shrutha!

Sunday, February 17, 2008

PrashU- The King

I am writing this blog because prashU once asked me to write a blog on him... it was a month back or so and I said yes I will. This blog is a b'day gift to him... which is today... 18th Feb..

PrashU is the King... the King of Bollywood... he earned the title by marrying his all time favourite SRK... but this has been kept away from the world... as it might affect SRK's fan following! No wonder PrashU watches every film of SRK and loves it... even if its something like Koyla or OSO.

Jokes apart... he is a spoilt kid! Spoilt according to the society but for me he is just as frank as one should be! Sex should not be a taboo and so does R-rated stuffs... He tried to quit talking such stuffs but ended up talking R+ rated stuffs!

Thing I really admire about him is his presence of mind... he replies quickly and cracks a joke... he is quick and can turn any chat into a porn movie!!! Oh... budding film maker... so its now pretty much evident on what type of movies he is going to direct/produce!

If you talk to him... you won't be bored... and that's why he is on my friend list! I do like talking to him... people might say we are gays but no we aren't... maybe in future after my heart is broken... I might marry him as he is also a broken heart! I will write script for movies and he will produce and direct them!!! He promised me that he will make a movie on my love story so watch out for a masterpiece!!!

He is a self proclaimed pool champ but he is no where close to being contender for being a champ. In the 1st Pool tourney I don't know how he reached the finals, maybe that's just his game, somehow he does it! He is always cool while playing... it seems so from his shots... there is something in him that keeps him winning games despite playing crap! In 2nd tourney... he met Yaseen again in the semis but this time he was trashed by the champion!

I saw his pic once and trust me he is a typical huge guy... looks will be damn innocent and the way of talking will be damn good... the throw but when in mood... these guys can trash you! So, just don't make him angry, do whatever he says even if its holy shit!

A huge flop with girls, they just dislike his talks! Girls should understand that he is a frustrated, heart broken guy. Hence he is bound to go crazy and desperate! Love him once and you will know what love is... you will then say that yes... Love does ruin life!

One thing that I seriously like in him is what he thinks of love... to him love comes only once in life! And he never expects anything in return from love! This is something I also say and that scares me! Something similar to prashu is always scray for all!

Did I miss anything? Oh yeah... he is a 22 year old virgin!!! Ahhh... I feel better than him >:)

1st attempt at horror

This blog is a request from Mamta... after I granted her a wish coz I was too excited the way Man Utd played against Arsenal... She asked me to write a blog... a horror blog... sort of story! Damn... I suck at fiction! Anyway here it is...

Its 1974... I am 14 and going to a farmer's house... a family friend... My father asked me to visit them so I started off in the morning. Took a train and went to a place called Canning in extreme south of West Bengal... yet to be developed... yet to have proper roads!

It was a 3hour journey... I reached there around 2.30PM. From there I took a launch... after 1 hour I thought yeah I have reached the destination but wait... it was just the beginning! There I came to know that my destination is 20kms away and the only way I can reach there is by walking... damn... walking 20kms in this West Bengal summer... it can freak out anyone!

I had no other option but to walk... there was no one around... my eyes reached the horizon and could find not even a dead plant! It was an open ground... within 15mins I find myself in the middle of nowhere and then... things started to get creepy... it was like someone is behind me... I kept on looking at the back and saw nothing... 5PM, 1 and half hours of walking and sun has started to set .

All this time I was walking at an amazing pace.. never before had I walked so quickly and now I started to walk faster but the sun was faster than me... 5.30PM... 2hrs of walking and I had no idea how much was left... the sun is gone, I see nothing in front of me and as I walk I start to hear noises... as if someone is walking behind me, a group of people following... I looked back and saw nothing. Now I realised that I haven't bought anything that will produce light... it was scary... I didn't know if I am going the right way... I didn't know if I would reach there!

I decided to keep walking straight... with no light every step was a question... is someone following me? Am I going in the right direction? What if I am lost? What if I don't get there? But to my rescue I started to see some lights... far away... it was close to the horizon! I was a bit relieved that I am going to reach somewhere.

After few minutes I found myself walking across a lake... it was dark and there were strange noises... just when I thought my worst fears are gone, a cool breeze started... it made noises and I was feeling like I have been destined to come here... I have been controlled by someone and brought here and now I will be the specimen of a horrifying lab test! I kept my nerves and started to run... I wasn't able to as I have already walked for some close to 3hrs!

Fighting all those moments I made it close to a township... and just when it seemed that I made it... I heard a voice... someone calling my name from behind... he was the head of the family... the family I had to meet! The horrifying experience was over after 3 and half hours of walking but the fear still stayed in my mind. I told my story to the family and they explained me what exactly happened to me!

When I was walking the sun was setting so the shadows was longer. My eyes could see a bit of the shadow and the brain made an image of it... sadly it made image from some horror story I heard before. After sunset... there was no sound and I was walking on recently cut crops... which made the sound and as there was feeling of loneliness... the sound seemed to have been coming from all directions! While I was walking across the lake, the sounds came from fishes swimming... I was in so much fear that I couldn't think of that possibility! The other sound was due to movement of dry leaves by the cool breeze!

Everything has a reason... you just need to find it out!

Inspired by a real life incident told to me by my father... I made many changes to it but the concept was similar!

Monday, February 11, 2008

20th birthday

Well... I am writing this basically for me to read in future... you can also read it... I don't mind!

Man Utd loses 1-2 to Man City after having most of the possession... the United defence never looked this shaky in ages! But... that didn't disappoint me... we played well... just weren't able to penetrate the way we do... Rooney was missing and so was Evra...

Match ended at 21.00hrs and left home for the party... friends as usual were late and we met at 9.30... from there we went to a restaurant where we had to wait for about half an hour... Cake was murdered and all the cannibals ate it... While having dinner I started talking dirty... explaining my friends the mood I am in and what I am doing and not doing...

We talked about Anupam and his love life... he was so shy... then I reminded my friends about the day I sat beside the girl which made the whole class go crazy and the new NAS teacher to go bonkers and not take the attendance... Anupran talked about the "Kaat li" incident... a girl's attendance was cut and all shouted "Girl's name ki to kaat li"... and a few more incidents were discussed!

It was 11.30 or so when we finished the dinner... and here in MH... people from North are being beaten up... thanks to some political reason... Out of the 8... 6 of us were from Bihar or had Bihar as their origin... Varun from MP and me from WB. Those 6 guys had the fear of getting beaten up... calls were frequently coming from their home asking if they are fine... Me and Varun decided to delay it... so we decided to go by bus instead of auto and it did work...

3 buses came and all were full... it was almost midnight and they were getting more scared... A guy said if anything bad happens... start beating su(that is what my friends call me)... birthday bumps... people will think we are beating a bihari and will leave us but to their rescue a 4th bus came which was empty... but we had to get down some 4kms from our destination... its still good... we would be close so we got up... it was about 12.10 when we got down and started walking...

The road was dark and empty... we were the only ones on the road... soon we saw a group approaching us... from the front... they were going somewhere from where we were returning... Aayush said nothing to worry they are group of Biharis... when they were passing by us... I don't know what went through Anupran and he started to sing "Ami je tomar... tumi je amar"... Aayush was right they were group of Biharis and they just laughed and went away... we discussed some movies and then back home...

P.S- Haven't mentioned few things...

Friday, February 1, 2008

1 year completed

I just saw that I completed 1 year of blogging with this id... 23 odd posts in 365 days... which makes it about 2 blogs every month... must say not a bad frequency...

Now... I am not going to thank the people who read my blogs... you should thank me for posting such wonderful blogs... blogs that made your day... blogs that made you think again!!! I won't thank God either... coz I disbelief in its existence but I thank God that it doesn't exist! I only thank the people who criticized me after reading my blogs... these people have done something good!

Now I want you to do something... in comments section write down the blog of mine you liked the most and the 1 you hated
(optional) the most... If this is the 1st blog you are reading then you have missed so much... I feel sorry for you!

Ahhhh.... enough of crap... I just realised I completed one year so wrote this and yes keep on visiting my blog if you want to do something good in your wasted life!