This is fucked up!!!

Well well well, I am supposed to be at the daily late night Yahoo Conference but damn, I am here! Its not that they are not ON. In fact, today, 2 conferences are ON. Anyway, I am writing this blog to occupy myself in something. Pink Floyd in my ears, rain falling slowly outside, a cool breeze and its a good weather to write something.

Let me come back to the topic, two conferences are on, so what is the harm? Well, thing is, till yesterday, there used to be only one conference and almost all the GR members used to be a part of it. Today, suddenly I saw a new invitation for a conference, thought it will be for some specific reasons but hell, it was another conference for the usual chat. When asked why they are not there in other conference, answer came- "Coz we don't know all people". CRAP.

I left both the conferences as I can't keep focus on both of them and participating in the other one, without telling them that others have not joined this and started another coz they don't know you properly(despite of the fact you are active members of GR) really sucks. Next comes voice, in which conference shall I do voice chat? If I choose one, I am betraying the other one! This pissed me off.

So guys, take your time, get settled, know each other properly in GR and then when its done and you plan to have only one conference and kill group ism, invite me! Till then, I am trying to find a way to kill time, maybe Hangout Corner...... maybe some threads where I can troll.... somewhere I can fuck myself...... whatever!

One group may not understand what I said but I am sure they got a hint of what is happening!

This is simply fucked up!!!


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Mamta ki mystery

Damn, I don't know how to start, after 4-5 attempts I think there is no need to explain anything, those who will understand this blog will be real morons! Anyway, I have to start somehow ...... hmmmmmm......... seems like I have already started so let me come to the topic.

Name of the film: Mamta ki mystery
Starring: Mamta, Kuki, Koko, Rajeev, chini mini, CK and maybe some others I don't remember(
no apologies for that)
Producer: PrashH(bankrupt)
Director: Missing
Story writer: Almost all the crew members(practically), Somnath(officially)
Scenes: KJ(only romantic ones)

So you now have an idea that a movie was being produced/directed/whatever. I am just going to talk about the story and the scenes, some of them being Hot(so that movie sells). The aim of the story is unknown, mamta is no where in the movie except the title! The plot is unknown but all I can remember is two parallel stories were going on.

On one side, kuki and koko (love birds) were enjoying at the Marine Drives when the moral police(Rajeev) suddenly comes and starts to beat Kuki, meanwhile Koko waits for some other guy!!! Sadly, this was the last part of the movie as no one seemed to be interested in Koko. Too bad.

On the other hand, the film started with chini mini in an item number. The dress was decided to be bikini but chini mini went for traditional Chinese dress with a fan in hand. Damn, Mallika got scared! Kuki and Rajeev were in the bar(what an irony, in the parallel story, Rajeev was beating up Kuki) drinking beer, vodka and rum. Suddenly, the hot babe Koko(kuki's gf) opened the door. Everything stopped and eyes were on the beautiful koko(pata hai bahut jhaad raha hoon). Chinimini took out a gun and kept on Koko's head. Kuki took out his gun and killed chinimini. By looking at this Rajeev put a gun on Kuki's head, now Koko shoots Rajeev. KJ at this says good job, now the love birds can lead a happy romantic life!

So, 2 down from the cast in opening 5mins of the film! CK had a huge role in it, his voice could be heard in a phone call to Rajeev telling to kill Kuki, damn, Koko killed Rajeev before that! KJ is very excited as he can go on with the love scenes of kuki and koko but here is another twist. Kuki refuses to be involved with Koko in love scenes, prefers to use a body double and as all the scenes following are HOT scenes like one in gym, then in elevator, kuki leaves the set(ab bolo film hit kaise hogi?).

As I am kuki, I don't know what happened next so I leave it to KJ and Koko to describe the HOT scenes. Sadly, my body double is dead, maybe he couldn't take the torture any more! As far as mamta is concerned, it still remains as a history! PrashH is not bankrupt, Somnath is missing, KJ is still after Kuki and Koko trying to make a pair!

*Damn, my sense of humour really sucked in this blog. My worst blog ever but wrote it on request*

Global Warming!

Today I am going to talk about a very serious issue- Global Warming. Yes, the Earth is getting hotter and our clothes are getting shorter but the currency is getting higher! If this continues, a day will come where we will have to roam around naked and eventually die! So the human species along with many others are in danger.

First, let us talk about what exactly is Global Warming. After doing a lot of research in hell's institute of technology(a doomed university, 'Z' grade college) I found out that Global warming means increase in the global temperature. We had to go through series of tests to come to this conclusion.

Now let me tell you what causes Global Warming. After 10years of research work and infinite number of tests we have come to a conclusion. The reason is increase in number of pretty girls! Blondes and Bongs contribute a lot of Global Warming. From Las Vegas to Sydney, you will find many pretty girls. Now, you will ask how do they cause Global warming. Well, after lot of studying we have found that a male gets excited by looking at a pretty female. This excitement produces lot of heat(which has been scientifically proven). Not only do the females excite human males but also they excite males of other species. There are signs even the lipsticks get excited!

Elisha Cuthbert, Raima Sen, Soha Ali Khan, Lindsay Lohan, Pamela Anderson, Dani Ashe, Shakira, Britney Spears, January Jones, Bipasha Basu, Naomi Cambell, Jennifer Aniston and so many pretty girls around the globe. And there are so many perverts around males getting excited watching them! Every year there are hurricanes moving towards the Hollywood, floods in Mumbai, even the clouds can't resist to watch the Bollywood actresses! Men will be men, women will become more prettier day by day.

So, how can this be stopped? Well, I have got few solutions. They are as follows
1. Produce more astronomers and get them married to pretty girls. Send them to Mars, make it hot, help make life possible on Mars! Female astronomers can go to Mars without getting married!
2. Pretty females cover their face and dress heavily else don't get out of home!
3. Males who get too much excited, don't step out of home and even if you do, wrap your eyes with black cloth!
4. Total ban on porn movies, ban on semi porn hollywood and bollywood movies. Encourage watching South Park, Tom and Jerry instead of FTV, Trends etc.
5. Keep humans away from South and North Pole.
6. Reduce frequency of making love!!!

Co-operate us and follow the above sex.... opps.... I mean six points till our Mother Earth cools down! Don't look at Earth too much, she is also a pretty lady!

*After reading this blog if you feel offended then I am sorry for that but I didn't have any such intention while writing this crap! If you have found this blog serious, then you are an intellect! You are invited to Hell.