My letter to MTV

Finally, I wasted some of my useless time doing something really useless. I sent this letter to MTV.

Subject : Roadies is really crap

In the beginning only I will admit that writing this whole thing is a waste of my time given that the chances of this being read is low and even if read, its going in the trash bin.

I don't know what a Music Television has got to do with something like Roadies. Well, not a surprise as many of the shows are anything but music on the Music Television. I don't even know if I am right when I say "Music Television". I might be wrong, over the years it might just have become MTV and it just means M Television. Either way, most people I am sure feel MTV has no place for music except the show Rock On.

Coming to the topic Roadies, I feel it is really crap. This is a feedback from a not so satisfied viewer. Seriously, what they hell is it? The young people should follow them? Those contestants who do anything but talk sense? The biggest joke is the auditions of Roadies. You guys pick the most controversial ones and not the ones who are smart. Oh wait I am kidding, smart people don't care to visit your auditions.

I saw an ad, Roadies did not start a journey but a revolution some 7 years back. Oh what the hell! The moment people throw tomatoes in Roadies auditions, its going to be a revolution! I saw some judge saying that a girl was good in GD, well it looked more like a cat fight than a GD. Seriously, do they even know the meaning of GD? I hope they mean Group Discussion and not something like "Good Dramatics". Though the latter is a good excuse for their choice.

Coming to the contestants or the 'roadies' who are being portrayed as smart and blah blah, I won't say anything about them. You guys want to project the show as if it shows what Indian youth is about or should be like which is a good marketing strategy but far from reality. If anything, most of the Indian youth are well behaved and have got a dignified life.

And in the end, what the hell is that show about? What is the subject? Yeah yeah its reality show but what is the freaking subject? Anyway, the winner in the end seems to be ready to join the great Indian Politics.

If you ask me what I feel about Roadies I will say "Its a crap show where MTV search for really abusive and controversial young people from around the country who are dumb enough to do whatever they say as they seem to have no self respect but the host seems to be really serious about the idiotic things taking place. After a few weeks of abusing each other (which they think is "cool") and endless politics, there comes out one winner who is now a more spoilt kid and the Indian youth wants to be anything but him/her"

And thus I end my good for nothing mail.

Advantages of world ending in 2012

Blah Blah Blah Blah and more blah blah. I don't give a damn to the debate going on. I for one want to think that the world is ending that day and I want to be sure of it. After all, there are so many advantages of the world ending that day. Let me list a few.

1. Knowledge- Now that you know when the world is ending, you can come out of your shell and start living like you always wanted to but could never as it would have affected your future. This will be a boost to all those useless bunch who want to get wasted. This knowing about the end of your life gives you the opportunity to live king size.

2. To do things- There are many things you wanted to do but kept it for later. Not any more. Now your focus will only be on the things you want to do before dying. Be it be sex in the park or bungee jumping in Alaska. Without any fear you can do all of these.

3. No more exams and career issues- Its all going to end, no one will give a shit to these man made tortures. The recession will simply go away with no one interested in wasting time at work place. Party every night will be the mantra.

4. More time for people who matter to you- All these days you have been spending time with people just because you have to, because you are forced to, there is so much at stake. Well, with life ending, there is nothing at stake. This guarantees more time with the ones you love.

5. More sex- I am not sure about this but you should get more sex with people trying to have as many orgasms as possible before dying. Hope the females will co-operate. I think they will. Experts say females want sex as much as males do though practical results seem to differ.

P.S- If the world doesn't end then please do not blame me. If you have a fear of going to hell then let me tell you there is more sex in hell than in heaven.